Egypt says to Obama: Kill the blasphemous flick!
Obama says to YouTube: Pleeeese remove that movie!
YouTube to Obama: No can do, sir. It’s breaking no law.
ACLU to Obama: What’s up with you? This is the Land of the Free!
Obama to himself: Oooooooooh!!!!
Obama to Egypt: I’m so sorry.
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(Based on a sad but true story.)