I‘ve been quiet the last few days because I’m trying to control myself. There’s spittle on my chin. I wake up mornings giggling. I go to sleep nights howling with laughter.
Why? The abysmal, pathetic performance of President Obama at the first debate, of course.
The myth of his eloquence was sliced open in a Godawful fashion. He stared at his feet, sometimes saying silly, incoherent things.
A prediction: The next two debates will go no better for him. In 2008, he had only to smile and say what he would do, and the clueless cheered. In 2012, however, he has a record to defend, and that record is indefensible.
On Thursday, we will see the buffoon Biden jousting with Ryan. Things will go badly for Biden too. He will play the race card. He will say General Motors over and over again. Then he will stare at his feet, giving us a good view of his hair implants.
Perhaps he will say it’s all Bush’s fault.
Support for Romney is surging. Maybe there will be an opening at Habitat for Humanity in January. Is Barry good with a hammer and nails? Let us pray so.
If not, old Jimmy Carter could use a go-fer.
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(Note: That’s Teddy Roosevelt laughing in the photo. Now there was a real president.)