People are hating the Jews again.
The haters should be ashamed of themselves. But they are not.
A relatively new book, From Ambivalence to Betrayal,* focuses primarily on increasing Leftist hatred of Jews. The Right still hates them, as usual. Even some Jews hate themselves. Don’t that beat all?
I don’t get this anti-Jew thing. It’s a religion, for Christ’s sake, and a couple of languages, Yiddish and Hebrew.
Sure, they have big noses, but that’s a Middle Eastern trait. Mohammedans have big noses too. Yasser Arafat could hardly hold his fat head up straight. Jeez, what that Big Mama must have weighed.
I don’t believe in hating due to noses.
And, sure, Jews are sharp at business and money. They’ve had to develop those skills over time because so many people have wanted to kill them. It’s a self-preservation mechanism on the Jews’ part, totally justified.
Leftists are hating Jews more and more. I say this is happening because Mohammedans, in spite of wanting to murder us all, are the new darlings. They come from “another culture,” you know. Swoon or else.
And Leftists are taking up vocal arms against Israel, the sole well-run democracy in the Middle East. This is senseless, but extremists rarely make sense.
Israel treats women well. It shows them off. It puts them in boots, khaki shorts and gives them Uzis. It’s a great look.
Mohammedans throw sheets over their women. Nobody knows what a Mohammedan woman looks like.
And they don’t tote guns. Or even driver’s licenses.
Now hear this! I like Jews. The first woman I asked to marry me was a Jew. She said no, proving that Jews are smarter than we are.
Some of my best friends have been Jews. Not just a phrase.
When I lived in the United States, I always went to Jewish doctors and dentists because they did the best work. I trusted them.
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The word dweeb comes to mind. And all that nodding.
A far better look for Jews is Moshe Dayan. Jews can worship whatever they wish, but the men should all try to look like Moshe Dayan.
Even if they must poke an eye out.
Long live Israel! I mean it. They’re the Good Guys.
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* The book, written by a Jew, costs 42 bucks! This is exactly what gives Jews a bad name. So I just read a review in Commentary magazine.