WELL, THAT’S enough about you. Let’s focus on everyone’s favorite topic: Numero Uno, themselves.
Here are four of my favorite photos of my own true self. Sure, some have been posted here before. So what? When one focuses on oneself, overdoing is not an issue.
I was young once, but I’m not anymore. I like to look back and think, Gee, is that me? And it always is.
My life up to this point has been a bit more varied than most. I did not choose that road. It just happened. Some was fun. Some was decidedly not. Booze played a role for a long spell.
But I’ve been a teetotaler now for 16 years, and I’m having an even better time than before. What does that tell you?
With no further ado:
I had dropped out of Vanderbilt University about a year earlier — women troubles — and enlisted. Women have long been a curse for me.
It was only when I latched onto a Mexican woman late in life that the curse was cracked at last. Heed this, young men.
I never mixed booze with planes because I am not totally stupid. I did, however, mix booze with motorcycles on a regular basis, indicating I am somewhat stupid.
Roundabouts the same year, someone took the next photo, likely my second wife. That’s my daughter on the back.
She’s cute, and considerably older now. Pushing 50.
Over the last couple of years, I’ve developed a real hankering to buy another motorcycle. I’m not going to, however, for a number of reasons. My bones won’t mend so easily, and Mexican roads are full of potholes and maniacs.
The previous photos are in time sequence, but we’ll have to back up a bit — about five years — for the following.
Note the cigarette and, if you’re sharp, the apron. I like to cook, or I used to. Now I just prefer to be served.
And I used to smoke — cigarettes, cigars, pipes — but I stopped that stupidity about 25 years ago.
The photo was snapped by my Argentine girlfriend atop our penthouse apartment in San Juan, Puerto Rico.
Now I’m 71 with a child bride. And feeling fine.
And that ends today’s stroll down Memory Lane. Feel free to post your own old photos in the comments.