ON DISCOVERING my pal Bill O’Reilly is on Instagram, I decided to join.
You can find me under the user name of tzurumutarense.
Can you say tzurumutarense?
Perhaps I’ll become one of those “influencers” we hear about, people who get millions of followers and then try to get freebies at resorts and high-end stores in return for mentioning the name of the resort or store. No, wait, that’s YouTube.
O’Reilly is fond of posting photos of his dog, a Welsh corgi, the same breed favored by England’s Queen Elizabeth. But I have no dog.
I would like to be an influencer, however.
Perhaps I need to get a dog.